July 9, 2010
Friends and Comrades, it’s back! The Friday edition of the Celebrity Gossip Round up.
I knew you missed it.
Let’s start with the obvious.
Lindsay Lohan. Remember when she was just that sweet girl from The Parent Trap and Mean Girls? Ugh. Go to jail and never come back, Lindsay. I’m tired of you and I’m even more tired of your family.
The other person I’m tired of?
Mel Gibson. Remember when he was that nice guy from BraveHeart and What Women Want? Well, this woman wants you to disappear from the face of the earth, Mel Gibson. Hitting women and tossing out racial slurs and anti-Semitic nonsense like it’s your job – maybe it is your job. I haven’t seen you in any good movies lately – I hope it stays that way.
Now, on a good note.
Oprah’s ENTIRE SET was made of Godiva chocolate yesterday. Seriously. The set was created from approximately 7,000 Godiva bars and 2,400 Godiva truffles. Seriously.
You can take a tour of the set here. It’s incredible. And seemingly delicious since the audience members were invited to eat it afterwards.
Oh, Oprah. You are a genius. And a woman after my own chocolate-loving heart.
What was your favorite gossip item of the week?
– Sarah #2
April 16, 2010
I forgot last week. Sue me.
Now, onto the gossip.
Glee: Glee returned this week. And you know what? It was AWESOME. I don’t care if you don’t like singing. I don’t care if you don’t like campy, soap opera-esque shows that make fun of themselves. I don’t care. Because I like them. And, I’m fairly certain this show was created solely for me, to provide material for me to sing in my car. So suck it.
Shannen Doherty: Shannen is releasing a book that I assume will be riddled with gossip circa 1990 – the best kind. In case you’re not as “culturally” aware as me, Shannen starred on 90210 for a long time and then left amid gossip about how she’s a biotch. Subsequently, she was on Charmed for a long time and then left amid gossip about how she’s a biotch. I love a good biotch and I love backstage gossip from shows long gone. Don’t worry, I’ll take it upon myself to read it and recap it for you.
Whitney Houston: Once upon a time my sister and I owned a Whitney Houston Barbie. Our Whitney has mismatched shoes, wore slutty outfits, and never brushed her hair. I believe we directly foreshadowed Whitney’s fate. Word on the street is that Whitney’s concert performances haven’t been so great. Whitney, you should have hired Kevin Costner to protect you from the coke. Didn’t consider that, did you? And, maybe you’ll always love me, but I’m over you. Sorry; it’s time to retire.
Britney Spears: I love her. I don’t care if she’s a horrible role model. But, for once, she’s done something awesome. She’s released un-airbrushed photos of herself to be compared with the airbrushed photos. She’s hot no matter what, but it’s nice to know she’s shapely and has blemishes and cellulite. Now, not only do I think she’s a normal person because she’s crazy, I also think she’s normal because she’s physically flawed. Additionally, I still think we can be friends. Either way, good for her, putting the truth out there. Someone should discuss that with Mariah Carey.
- Sarah #2
April 3, 2010
I love celebrity gossip. LOVE IT. Therefore, I’m going to try to do a little weekly round-up post each week with some thoughts on current celebrity gossip topics.
Sandra/Jesse: Let me start by saying that I watched The Blind Side this week – phenomenal. I generally hate hype, but this movie was amazing. The caliber and success of the movie only make Sandra Bullock’s current situation (dealing with a douche bag husband), that much more sad. However, I know she leads a busy life, but really? She didn’t have the slightest inkling that this was going on behind her back? He wasn’t a one time cheater, he was an all the time cheater. So, now not only do I feel awful for her, but I’m questioning her intelligence too. Either way, she has my support. I’m just saying – was she really blindsided by this revelation? – (Ha, I also love puns).
Ricky Martin: Ricky’s gay – oh my heavens who would have guessed that the guy who sang “shake your bon bon” is homosexual?! Ricky, everyone already knew. But, kudos to you for coming out and announcing it so eloquently. I sincerely applaud you. Plus, you will always hold a place in my heart for playing Miguel on General Hospital.
Britney Spears: No, nothing particularly exciting happened to her this week. But, I lovelove her. So, here is she wearing cute (fake) glasses that she rocked multiple times during the week.
Celebrity I hate this week: Lindsay Lohan. I mean this with love – go to rehab. You’re a mess and I’m tired of you taking up precious space on blogs with your stupidity and poor choices. Go away.
Those are the most pressing celebrity gossip items I feel compelled to discuss. I hope you enjoyed it. Do you have celebrity situations you want to rant about? Leave a comment!
– Sarah #2