My husband and I had the following conversation on Wednesday night
Bruce: I have a great idea for a Valentine’s Day present for me. I need a new watch to run in. Here let me show you what I want.
He then proceeded to give me “Bruce’s Five Rules of Watch-Buying,” then “Bruce’s Two Suggestions for Watch-Buying” and then got his phone out to show me pictures of suitable options and size comparisons.
15 minutes later, he sent me the pictures (so I had them for later), closed his phone and asked me what I thought.
Me: (with a confused look on my face) Do we get each other Valentine’s Day presents?
That’s love, folks.